This collection of quotations is designed to reflect some of Michele Bachmann’s most absurd views. I have tried to provide enough context to show that I am not manipulating her words, but I also want to avoid too much unnecessary text to keep this post from growing to enormous proportions. I have provided hyperlinks to credible sources to permit easy verification that these excerpts are legitimate. Please feel free to link me to better sources (transcripts of live recordings are ideal).
Since this list is long, I am setting noteworthy bits in boldface to permit skimming.
Is your favorite Bachmann quote missing? Tell me about it in the comments.